mRNA (Speed of Science) – foundring

Inspired by The Kingston Trio’s “MTA”:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MbtkL5_f6-4

These are the times that try men’s souls. Over the course of our nation’s history the people of America have rallied bravely whenever the rights of men have been threatened. Today, a new crisis has arisen. The Massively Retarded NPC Armageddon, or the MRNA, has been pushed as a burdensome vax on the population, under the guise of coof transmission reduction.

Citizens, hear me out, this could happen to you!

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Well let me tell you a story of a man named Fauci on a tragic and fateful day
he put millions in his pocket and with Pfizer and Moderna filled the whole world with mRNA
Well did that jab ever work oh no it never did work and our fate is still unlearned (what a pity)
Pfizer lied we tried to fly the speed of science it’s the jab that never did work

Now all day long Tony lied on TV stations saying science is run by me
we can’t afford even one grandma dying say good-bye to your autonomy
Well did that jab ever work oh no it never did work and our fate is still unlearned (good ol’ Fauci)
Pfizer lied we tried to fly the speed of science it’s the jab that never did work

They bought all the media they locked Wikipedia they fired you for thinking straight
such a blatant conspiracy they called you delirious the cult of mRNA
Well did that jab ever work oh no it never did work and our fate is still unlearned (shame and scandal)
Pfizer lied they tried to fly the speed of science it’s the jab that never did work

All the NPCs lined up at vaccine stations proudly playing Big Pharma’s game
and when you’re through they’ll give you one more booster now you’ll never get off of that train
Well did that jab ever work oh no it never did work and our fate is still unlearned (no excuses)
Pfizer lied we tried to fly the speed of science it’s the jab that never did work

Tony Fauci will go down as pure abomination with the pussies who pushed it too
don’t forget who was complacent calling rape immunization no more refunds your tax is due
Well did that jab ever work oh no it never did work and our fate is still unlearned (it’s psychotic)
Pfizer lied we tried to fly the speed of science it’s the jab that never did work

Oh you denizens of earth don’t you think it’s a scandal how they gambled your lives away
just keep licking boots and lying vote for pedos like Joe Biden ‘til your dying for mRNA
Well did that jab ever work oh no it never did work and our fate is still unlearned (we all warned you)
Pfizer lied we tried to fly the speed of science it’s the jab that never did work

It’s getting tough to ignore there’s more people dying stop denying there’s something wrong
and when at last this house of cards collapses take my hand and let’s sing this song
Well did that jab ever work oh no it never did work and our fate is still unlearned (blame germ theory)
Pfizer lied we tried to fly the speed of science it’s the jab that never did work

Oh well did that jab ever work oh no it never did work and our fate is still unlearned
Pfizer lied we tried to fly the speed of science it’s the jab that never did jab that never did
it’s the jab that never did work

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